Rhymefest Fever Quotes & Sayings

How are children supposed to learn to act like adults, when so much of what they see on television shows adults acting like children? — Thomas Sowell

A typical call in one of my routines went like this: Me: What city, please? Caller: Providence. Me: What is the name, please? Caller: John Norton. Me: Is this a business or a residence? Caller: Residence. Me: The number is 836, 5 one-half 66. At this point the caller was usually either baffled or indignant. Caller: How do I dial one-half?! Me: Go pick up a new phone that has uh-half on it. The reactions I got were hilarious. — Kevin D. Mitnick

But charity is a very complicated thing. It's important to find an area where you can really help and you can feel the results. Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. — Roman Abramovich

I would hate the thought of dying full stop; I've got to be honest with you. — Craig Fairbrass

I hope to see an integrated solution created to deal with both the local pollution problem and the global climate change problem. — Ma Jun

In college I castrated 21 rats, and I got pretty good at it. — Lisa Kudrow

When you change your NOW story, you instantly change your past story and your future story. — Robert G. Allen

I don't think I would ever quit acting, but there are other things I am interested in. I wanted to be an architect, and I wish I knew more about landscaping. — Courteney Cox

Despair is the constant companion of the clown. — Angela Carter

She was like having our own nanny, the Sex Nanny Sent By Satan. — Mark Peter Hughes

The sacred Scriptures grow with the one who reads them. — Gregory The Great

There is no peace more wonderful than the peace we enjoy when faith shows us God in all created things. — Jean-Pierre De Caussade

in wildernesses where weather and gravity create dire consequences for the smallest of offenses, it only takes a few outlaws to bring mayhem and disaster. — Michael Kodas

JG: Ha! I will get him Looking for Alaska and tell him this idea that a human being is more than a human being is a mistaken idea and in the end does no service either to him or the person he's imagining. That trope has become so deeply embedded in American culture, and as someone who writes about young people falling in love, I feel like I can't ignore it, but I try to make it clear that life works best when we think of people as people. — John Green

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. — Oscar Wilde