Rez Hilarious Quotes & Sayings

When a politician spends a million on himself, we rally and call him a thief. But when a cardinal spends the same amount on his attire, we kneel down and kiss his hand. — Justin Villanueva

Earthly regeneration is a parable, but just alone a parable of the things to come. — Paul Althaus

No town can keep a man, but men keep towns. — William Alexander, 1st Earl Of Stirling

Doesn't reincarnation strike you as just another form of procrastination? — Chuck Palahniuk

Punk allowed women to stop looking feminine. Oh, the relief. — Jo Brand

The citizens have "the extraordinary and exhausting practice of sitting down to dinner at any time between 10m and 11 p.m. I found it challenging to stay animated and conversational when my normal bedtime was usually about the time that the first course was being cleared". — Tony Leon

I know what the world exists for, but I know not how it came into existence. I see the design, but not the designer. I understand the question, but not the questioner. — Kedar Joshi

The Secular City, having legislated and litigated itself out of any entanglement with the City of God, would be a hell upon earth . — Russell Kirk

I am not a hero, I am not Odysseus, there are no gods or goddesses guiding me. All I have is myself. And Hex's sword. — Francesca Lia Block

It is not pleasure that makes life worth living. It is life that makes pleasure worth having. — George Bernard Shaw

Oh, that God would raise up missionaries. I don't wish the same things your parents want for you. They want for you security and insurance and nice homes. They want for you cars and respect. I want for you the same thing I want for my son, that one day he takes a banner, the banner of Jesus Christ, and he places it on a hill where no one has ever placed a banner before, and he cries out, 'Jesus Christ is Lord,' even if it costs my son his life. — Paul Washer

I do believe babies are born potty-trained. They're born knowing and are able to give subtle signals that become very prominent if you reinforce them. — Mayim Bialik

By popular demand a king had been appointed, but if Israel thought that he would solve all their problems by leading them to conquests without reference to God's law, they were quite wrong. — Joyce G. Baldwin