Rewritten Fairy Quotes & Sayings

The top drawer was locked, but I forced it open. You know what else was in there, Sanders? Some of the skankiest jerk-off material I have ever seen."
"Kids?" Andy asked. He wouldn't be surprised. When the devil got a preacher, he was apt to fall low, indeed. Low enough to put on a tophat and crawl under a rattlesnake.
"Worse, Sanders." He lowered his voice. "Orientals. — Stephen King

This is something no one in the world has ever done. — Nik Wallenda

O my God, how happy should I be to hear from Thy lips those words which Thou didst once address to Saint Thomas of Aquin: Thou hast spoken well of Me, Pierre! — Peter Julian Eymard

You don't need a new plan for next year. You need a commitment. — Seth Godin

God sometimes afflicts with infirmity of body. Sickness takes away the comfort of life, and makes one in deaths oft. — Thomas Watson

I am, as are most writers, just hugely obsessive, and so are many of my closest friends, who tend to be writers or scientists. It's a trait of human nature that I'm particularly in touch with. So I tend to project it onto my characters. — Andrea Barrett

You've got to have fresh wardrobe. You can't just go out there looking like you did last time. That helps your transformation. — Mick Jagger

If you were just you, you would be happy. But of course, you don't know who or what you are. So how can you possibly be happy? That is why you have got to study Zen ... or something. — Frederick Lenz

Happiness, unlike grief, does not clamor for a chronicler. — Maude Meagher

I like when you are telling a story and fall into an impression. — Bill Hader