Revolting Blob Quotes & Sayings

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! — Andy Rooney

There are dozens of ways to give people a bad time if you are in your own home and they are only visitors. — C.S. Lewis

I've inherited a sense of that loss from my parents because it was so palpable all the time while I was growing up, the sense of what my parents had sacrificed in moving to the United States, and yet at the same time, building a life here and all that that entailed. — Jhumpa Lahiri

Self-compassion is like a muscle. The more we practice flexing it, especially when life doesn't go exactly according to plan (a frequent scenario for most of us), the stronger and more resilient our compassion muscle becomes. — Sharon Salzberg

We choose to believe that the granite is alive. If life is movement, then rock - with its atoms flying around like stars in cosmos - is alive. — Yvon Chouinard

Some great people are leaders and others are more lucky, in the right place at the right time. I'd put myself in the latter category. But I'd never call myself a normal designer of anything. — Steve Wozniak

The sky is weeping for us. — Tahereh Mafi

Every question may be considered the beginning, the prerequisite of the search for knowledge. Every answer may be considered the fruition of a question. — Nicos Hadjicostis

God can do nothing for me until I recognize the limits of what is humanly possible, allowing Him to do the impossible. — Oswald Chambers

Once you start to look into the guts of climate change you find that just about every scientific institution in the world is conducting research on the issue. — Peter Garrett

Home is a place from which you can draw strength. — Wendy Starland

The husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the Head of the Church. And the wife is there to bless and support and help him. — Elisabeth Elliot

I mean, normally, being in lockdown, being in constant detention, it'd break me, but now - what's the worst they can do? Bring back Moldy Voldy and have him torture me? Nope. — J.K. Rowling