Reupholstered Quotes & Sayings

Jeremy is an optimist. Maybe there's something good on TV. He settles down with the remote control on one of his father's pet couches: oversized and reupholstered in an orange-juice-colored corduroy that makes it appear as if the couch has just escaped from a maximum security prison for criminally insane furniture. This couch looks like it's hobby is devouring interior decorators. Jeremy's father is a horror writer, so no one should be surprised if some of the couches he reupholsters are hideous and eldritch. — Kelly Link

Those who do wrong very often think others are censuring them, when they are not even thought of. — Dorothea Dix

Living most of the time in a world created mostly in one's head, does not make for an easy passage in the real world. — Sydney Brenner

Every individual ought to know at least one poet from cover to cover: if not as a guide through the world, then as a yardstick for the language. — Joseph Brodsky

You don't want me. How could you? You know nothing about me. — Maya Banks

You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered. — Frank Zappa

In our day, a vast majority of people is dependent either on an employer or the government-or both. One way to rate your level of independence might be to measure how long you can survive, feed your family and live in your home after your employer stops paying you anything. — Oliver DeMille