Retiring Banker Quotes & Sayings

After several trillion dollars of stimulation by the Obama Administration and the Fed, one might think the economy would be chugging along at a pretty good clip. But, it just isn't so, and the light at the end of the tunnel is pretty dim. Just ask a small business owner. — Bob Beauprez

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I have made some converts to the principle that men and women should be coupled in matrimony without distinction of rank. I have lectured on the subject at Mechanics' Institutes, and the mechanics were unanimous in favour of my views. I have preached in workhouses, beershops and Lunatic Asylums, and I have been received with enthusiasm. I have addressed navvies on the advantages that would accrue to them if they married wealthy ladies of rank, and not a navvy dissented!
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Noble fellows! And yet there are those who hold that the uneducated classes are not open to argument! And what do the countesses say?
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Why, at present, it can't be denied, the aristocracy hold aloof.
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Ah, the working man is the true Intelligence after all!
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He is a noble creature when he is quite sober. — W.S. Gilbert

What a grand revenge you have taken! I saw you innocent, and I deceived you. Four years after, you find me a Christian enthusiast; you then work upon me, perhaps to my complete perdition! But Tess, my coz, as I used to call you, this is only my way of talking, and you must not look so horribly concerned. Of course you have done nothing except retain your pretty face and shapely figure. I saw it on the rick before you saw me - that tight pinafore-thing sets it off, and that wing-bonnet - you field-girls should never wear those bonnets if you wish to keep out of danger. — Thomas Hardy

The right thing at the wrong time is never the right thing. — Patti Callahan Henry

When life goes on doesn't it just trample over what was there before? — Catherine Dexter

The rule for traveling abroad is to take our common sense with us, and leave our prejudices behind. — William Hazlitt