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Retirement Speech Funny Quotes By Poppet

The problem with all of you is you think in isolation instead of realizing we are one community, when one of us falls, we all fall. — Poppet

Retirement Speech Funny Quotes By Christina Hendricks

I really do love being outdoors - I mean, you'd never think it in my high heels and pencil skirt! But I really do miss the smell of hay and farms, and I like milking a cow. — Christina Hendricks

Retirement Speech Funny Quotes By Henry David Thoreau

No mortal is alert enough to be present at the first dawn of spring. — Henry David Thoreau

Retirement Speech Funny Quotes By W. Somerset Maugham

Was it necessary to tell me that you wanted nothing in the world but me?'
The corners of his mouth drooped peevishly.
Oh, my dear, it's rather hard to take quite literally the things a man says when he's in love with you.'
Didn't you mean them?'
At the moment. — W. Somerset Maugham

Retirement Speech Funny Quotes By Edward Abbey

The one thing ... that is truly ugly is the climate of hate and intimidation, created by a noisy few, which makes the decent majority reluctant to air in public their views on anything controversial ... Where all pretend to be thinking alike, it's likely that no one is thinking at all. — Edward Abbey

Retirement Speech Funny Quotes By Catherine Carrigan

Just by asking for your one next step you can give yourself permission to be divinely led to the people, places and resources that will allow you to move forward. — Catherine Carrigan

Retirement Speech Funny Quotes By Debi Thomas

I want people to know when I'm taking care of them I'll give it all that I've got. — Debi Thomas

Retirement Speech Funny Quotes By Ruthie Knox

Give me your phone number?" She smiled, looking down at her lap.
"Sorry. No. It would be a mistake."
"Would it help if I promised not to be? — Ruthie Knox

Retirement Speech Funny Quotes By Susan Sontag

Tragedy is a vision of nihilism, a heroic or ennobling vision of nihilism. — Susan Sontag

Retirement Speech Funny Quotes By Greg M. Epstein

As TV and film writer/director Joss Whedon said, "The enemy of Humanism is not faith - the enemy of Humanism is hate, it is fear, it is ignorance, it is the darker part of man that is in every Humanist, and every person in the world ... But faith is something we have to embrace. Faith in God means believing absolutely in something, with no proof whatsoever. Faith in humanity means believing absolutely in something with a huge amount of proof to the contrary. We are the true believers."4 — Greg M. Epstein