Retirement Guest Book Quotes & Sayings

Thank God for my ADD. I would have killed myself along time ago, but I got bored of it when something else diverted me. — Jason Hartnett

The idea of Donald Trump and Alex Jones and Roger Stone and Stephen Bannon having power over us - that is terrifying. — Jon Ronson

There are writers who do start doing the same thing again and again and almost inevitably fall into self-parody. — Tobias Wolff

You know, there is no language of vegetables, which converts a cucumber into a formal declaration of attachment. — Charles Dickens

The time is not always on our side and only few of us can make it, and more often those who have nothing to live for. — M.F. Moonzajer

Victor wished he could trade abilities with Eli. But first he wiped the blood from the counter, and poured himself another drink. — V.E Schwab

How the hell did you know where I was?" Prophet demanded.
Cillian said simply, "Don't bother searching your phone for chips."
"Then how did you know?"
"Prophet, I know everything."
Fuck him. Cillian did. — S.E. Jakes

A discursive student is almost certain to fall into bad company. Ten minutes with a French novel or a German rationalist have sent a reader away with a fever for life. — Robert Aris Willmott

She brought her hand to his chest. His chiseled muscles
responded to her touch, and a moan escaped her as he clutched her
tighter. Calisto's fingers slid through her hair, and her lips parted, her
tongue tasting him, tangling with his until her knees buckled.
Dear God, this man could kiss. — Lisa Kessler

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead. — Tommy Chong