Retiree Honey Due List From Wife Funny Quotes & Sayings

If we are ever going to achieve a rational approach to organizing our affairs, we have to dignify the process of admitting to being wrong. It doesn't help matters at all if the media, or your friends, accuse you of "flip-flopping" when you change your mind. Changing our minds is our hope for the future. — Brian Eno

Last night, we did the Threatdown
God, it's hard to even talk about this
and for the first time, I didn't mention bears. It's winter, they're asleep, I didn't think it would be a problem. But today I see this in the Toronto Globe and Mail
apparently a 700-pound polar bear showed up at a children's hockey game. I've said this before, they're after our kids
they're tender, juicy, you don't even have to throw away the bones. — Stephen Colbert

Lawn as white as driven snow; Cyprus black as e'er was crow; Gloves as sweet as damask roses. — William Shakespeare

Let's accept it that dead people are in position for relaxing and watching. — Deyth Banger

In innocence everything has its truest meaning. — Calvin W. Allison

I was reading about animals a while back and there was this motherfucking scientist in France back in the thirties or forties or whenever the motherfuck it was and he was trying to get apes to draw these pictures, to make art pictures like the kinds of pictures in serious motherfucking paintings that you see in museums and shit. So the scientist keeps showing the apes these paintings and giving them charcoal pencils to draw with and then one day one of the apes finally draws something but it's not the art pictures that it draws. What it draws is the bars of its own motherfucking cage. Its own motherfucking cage! Man, that's the truth, ain't it? — Cheryl Strayed

Nothing in all Nature is more certain than the fact that no single thing or event can stand alone. It is attached to all that has gone before it, and it will remain attached to all that will follow it. It was born of some cause, and so it must be followed by some effect in an endless chain. — Julian Johnson

Speech is the voice of the heart. — Anna Quindlen

History attempts to provide society with an artificial collective memory. — Ralph Davis

That's always good when you can bring out two sets of fans and supporters and then kinda cross them in between. — Torae

He shoots higher that threatens the moon, than he that aims at a tree. — Mark Galli

Vanity is often the unseen spur. — William Makepeace Thackeray

Yesterday was good, but let us dream and work hard to make tomorrow even better. — Debasish Mridha

People very rarely think in groups; they talk together, they exchange information, they adjudicate, they make compromises. But they do not think; they do not create. — William H. Whyte

You can't always judge people by the things they done. You got to judge them by what they are doing now. — Kate DiCamillo