Retardo Quotes & Sayings

Tears are the messengers of true love. — Ernst Moritz Arndt

I always thought Kurt Cobain was the perfect embodiment of the great alternative guitar player. — Billy Corgan

It's funny how he refuses to make eye contact during sex yet can't seem to keep his eyes off me the rest of the time. — Colleen Hoover

Lego, however, is always opened and then left lying around so adults have something to tread on when they are prowling around around the house at two in the morning, in bare feet, looking for the source of a noise. — Jeremy Clarkson

I don't think food safety laws are going to protect you from a third carnitas burrito," Hanson said. "That's not about food safety. It's about pork fat overload. — John Scalzi