Retardation A Celebration Quotes & Sayings

I never wear leather. — Linda Fiorentino

I've been through a lot in life, and had some ups and downs. It's what's led me to this day. — Russell Wilson

There's a part of you - the born-again part, your spirit - that's dead to sin. That's why it bothers you now when you sin. The 'wilderness' part of you - your soul - is your unrenewed mind, out-of-control emotions, and stubborn will. — Joyce Meyer

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. — Mahatma Gandhi

If princes and kings could follow it (Tao), all things would by themselves abide, Heaven and Earth would unite and sweet dew would fall. People would by themselves find harmony, without being commanded. — Laozi

Staying in that house alone didn't appeal to me - some ghost hunter I was. Nothing had happened, and I was already jumpy. — Patricia Briggs

Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian. — Fran Lebowitz

TMZ is so disgusting. — Chelsea Handler

Presidential candidate Howard Dean is now being attacked for dodging the draft. I never knew this about the guy - but now I know this guy is presidential material. — David Letterman

C'mon! Anything over eight inches is strictly for show-and-tell. It's there, but you can't use it. It might look good in a locker room, but let's face it - those extra two inches are leftovers." "Leftovers," Luna gasped, holding her stomach and shrieking with laughter. "Let's hear it for l-leftovers! — Linda Howard