Restaurant Server Quotes & Sayings

Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks.
Afternoon epiphany: Those with smooth, hairless legs would soon lose all evidence of my contact when the sweat causes the ink from the marker to run. I am ephemeral. Skepticism would be the reaction to those with thick leg hair, as their curls frazzle the lines of my name outward illegibly. Among the scaly-legged, I flaked off immediately, like I never was at all. — Benson Bruno

Men die but sorrow never dies. — Sarah Chauncey Woolsey

Let's put a smile on that face! — Heath Ledger

Unnecessary laws are not good laws, but traps for money. — Thomas Hobbes

Never take advice from anyone in a tie. They'll bankrupt you. Don't ask a general for advice on war, and don't ask a broker for advice on money. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

If you honestly know how you help people, then you should become passionate about sharing it, spread the good news, give everyone a chance to share in the solutions that you can provide. — Chris Murray

It all just depends on the person you're with. If you can look at that person and know without a doubt that you want to spend the rest of your life kissing them goodnight and waking up next to them, marriage is for you. — Tara Sivec

I love Japan, and Tokyo is my favorite city. — Barry Eisler

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. — Henry Ford

Jack wasn't worried. Wherever Mirie was stuck, she had probably taken over and was ruling as the de facto empress. — C.L. Bevill

When one knows that he is his mother's child, and proceeds to guard (the qualities of) the mother that belong to him, to the end of his life he will be free from all peril. — Lao-Tzu

Quite frankly, Oklahomans are pretty smart. They know how to choose candidates. — James Lankford

London is too full of fogs and serious people. Whether the fogs produce the serious people, or whether the serious people produce the fogs, I don't know. — Oscar Wilde

The discretion of the watcher versus the privacy of the watched was just another arms race; this one, I could see, would run and run. — Ken MacLeod