Not all of our days could be extraordinary. But our lives still could be. — Erin Mckittrick
Well, you'll always be my...Tulip, dear — T. Torrest
All Italians are plunderers. — Napoleon Bonaparte
Why did the blonde miss her flight? Because when she read the sign on the road that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. — Various
Success is best measured by the achiever. — Joe Paterno