Reportase Pagi Quotes & Sayings

My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf. — Bruce Lansky

Actually, I didn't like Dartmouth very much, but the whole theater scene I really liked. — Rachel Dratch

Who am I?" My first spoken words.
"No one," she said. "Nosoul. — Jodi Meadows

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. — Dorothy Parker

It's better to have a few faithful friends than numerous shallow friendships. — Jonathan Anthony Burkett

I suspect people are suckers for a prick. I suspect folks just naturally go belly-up for a snob. Folks figure if a guy acts like he's King Tut and everybody else is donkey shit, he must be an aristocrat. — Katherine Dunn

And third my Dad doesn't like you.He won't tell me why
but he's a smart man.If he doesn't like you I cant like
you,either. — Alane Ferguson

There are no guarantees in life, but it is a sure thing that you will get back what you give. If you give 100 percent of your attention, energy, and time to a thing, you will get exactly that back. Make sure you give all that you have to make sure you will get all that you need. — Iyanla Vanzant

I live my life with hope, always hope, that the future will be better than the present, but only as long as I work to make it so. — R.A. Salvatore

He wondered how it was fair that your dying should depend so much on when you were born. — Mitch Albom

Duke came to us. They volunteered to come to us and made a number of suggestions to some people on my staff. I don't know how I would characterize them, but there have been some discussions going back and forth between Duke and members of my staff. — Gray Davis

Ummm ... well, the only thing I want to do is stuff with people who care about what they're doing, which sounds obvious, but it's really not. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt