Repackaged Sports Quotes & Sayings

I'm so passionate about my writing, there's page-spunk pouring out of my fingertips. — Hertzan Chimera

Creating art alone doesn't seem to fill us up, in my opinion, until we begin to truly communicate with it. — Gary Holland

You despise books; you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the pursuit of pleasure or indolence; but remember that all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books. — Voltaire

We never had anybody who froze to death playing football. You probably had somebody who died from heat stroke playing football. — Bud Grant

Oh, my God, I don't think any player can look forward to or expect to a career of so many Grand Slam wins or title wins or being so long at the top of the game. — Roger Federer

A companion on a caffeine high will wake me up just as well, without the aftertaste. — Jodi Meadows

I had thought of writing, actually, and that later on I'd be a novelist. — Francois Truffaut

Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe.
The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.
The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison. — Douglas Adams

Since the end of the nineteenth century, if not earlier, presidents have misled the public about their motives and their intentions in going to war. — Robert Higgs

Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit ... — Chris Rock