Rendon Howe Quotes & Sayings

If you've ever stood in the presence of a Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera and not gotten a tingly sensation in your naughty bits, you have to be very young, very old, or completely fucking blind. — C.J. Roberts

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed
he got a hard-on. — Karen Marie Moning

What need a man forestall his date of grief, And run to meet what he would most avoid?. — John Milton

To stimulate wildly weak and untrained minds is to play with mighty fires. — W.E.B. Du Bois

Death may be by choclate, but I' ve discovered something greater: Death by luggage. — Isabel Fraire

The greatest wisdom often consist in ignorance. — Baltasar Gracian

I hate almost throwing up. Only pussies throw up. — A.D. Aliwat

I've found that it's easier to stay in shape than it is to get into shape. — Derek Jeter