Religulous Funny Quotes & Sayings

It is not metres, but a metre-making argument that makes a poem, - a thought so passionate and alive that like the spirit of a plant or an animal it has an architecture of its own, and adorns nature with a new thing. The thought and the form are equal in the order of time, but in the order of genesis the thought is prior to the form. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our Heavenly Father does bless us when we show our love for Him in all things. — Margaret D. Nadauld

The most unbearable moments, seeing your dear one crying and you cannot hold her because it is not allowed. — M.F. Moonzajer

Some segments of this book may be rough going. That's the nature of real science. It requires thought. Sometimes deep thought. But thinking can be rewarding. You can just skip the rough parts, or you can struggle to understand. — Kip S. Thorne

Must, even among Christians, give over pressing the greatest part of those things that Christ hath taught us, though He has commanded us not to conceal them, but to proclaim on the housetops that which He taught in secret. The greatest parts of His precepts are more opposite to the lives of the men of this age than any part of my discourse has been, but the preachers seem to have learned that craft to which you advise me: for they, observing that the world would not willingly suit their lives to the rules that Christ has given, have fitted His doctrine, as if it had been a leaden rule, to their lives, that so, some way or other, they might agree with one another. But I see no other effect of this compliance except it be that men become more secure in their wickedness by it; — Thomas More

How can a guy climb trees, say Me Tarzan, You Jane, and make a million? — Johnny Weissmuller

Learning how to weigh evidence and fairly re-establish a boundary can be as much an art as a science. — Mark Mason

Can we ring the bells backward? Can we unlearn the arts that pretend to civilize, and then burn the world? There is a march of science; but who shall beat the drums for its retreat? — Charles Lamb

Some of the most successful people managers are also the best listeners. — Mary Kay Ash

What's past and what's to come is strew'd with husks
And formless ruin of oblivion. — William Shakespeare

Everybody's got bills to pay. Sometimes you see people just go straight for the money, and that's disappointing. — Kevin Bacon

Sometimes history is just an excuse for incompetence at getting along with each other. — Aleksandr Voinov

I was forced, through seeing the error of their foundation, to abandon all belief in every religion which had been taught to man. But my religious feelings were immediately replaced by the spirit of universal charity - not for a sect, or a party, or for a country or a colour - but for the human race, and with a real and ardent desire to do good. — Robert Owen