Relaunching Google Quotes & Sayings

God hears your every thought, whether you dress it up with 'Thee' and 'Thou' or not. — Catherine Richmond

Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer. — Robert Orben

I bet all I had on a thing called love; guess in the end it wasn't enough. And it's hard to watch you leave right now; I'm gonna have to learn to let you go somehow. — Carrie Underwood

One can forgive Shakespeare anything, except one's own bad lines. — Peter Ackroyd

I think he's Will 's partying a lot in Cabo. I think he's running a brothel. I don't know what he's doing. — Bradley Cooper

Necessity may be mother of invention, but fun is the father. — Alex Faickney Osborn

Botswana had three successive good presidents who served their legal terms, who did well for their countries - three, not one. — Mo Ibrahim

If I live to be old enough, I may sit down under some bush, the last left in the utilitarian world, and feel thankful that intellect in its march has spared one vestige of the ancient forest for me to die by. — Thomas Cole

Fantasy flows in where fact leaves a vacuum. — Tom Stoppard

More traffic means more advertising dollars. — Jeff Zucker