Quotes & Sayings About Relationships Ending Funny

Once the day is over in volleyball, I leave the court and no one sees or hears from me for the rest of the day. I like to keep work at work. It's pretty easy for me to live a pretty normal life. I like to coach and I like to sit in a crowd at a baseball game. No one really recognizes me unless I'm walking around a beach half-naked in a suit with my name on it. Of course, I have it easier than Kerri. When you're 6-3 you tend to stick out a little bit. — Misty May-Treanor

Education has fundamentally changed my life. It's perhaps the mission of my life. I'm wed to it in a very powerful and personal way. And I chose the pathway that I believe could make me the most significant on changing the outcomes that we see now in North Carolina. — Bev Perdue

I saw that I would never know. I would never know her well enough to know her thoughts in those last minutes, would never know if she left us on purpose. But the not-knowing would not keep me from caring, and I would always love — John Green

Do you promise to hate my parents as much as I do?"
"Oh, absolutely," Quentin said. "Maybe even more. — Lev Grossman

She made my favorite breakfast and recruited me to be the cheerleader of her mistake. — Amy Schumer

Some traders still think that a computer could not trade as well as they can. — Thomas Peterffy

In November, some birds move away and some birds stay. The air is full of good-byes and well-wishes. The birds who are leaving look very serious. No silly spring chirping now. They have long journeys and must watch where they are going. The staying birds are serious, too, for cold times lie ahead. Hard times. All berries will be treasures. — Cynthia Rylant

A bad leader wouldn't stress the importance of staying together to stop the enemy. You want peace? You can't forgive the enemy, if you can't forgive your men for losing faith. You can't force every one single Union deserter to fight, but I know, only you can inspire every deserter to fight for their cause. - Amelia Raht — Monet Polny

There is an argument for believing that the entire process of writing a piece of fiction is simply a thinly-controlled and highly-internalised nervous breakdown designed, with a bit of luck, to produce something worthwhile at the end. — David Hewson

I'd always known it, but having this, and losing it, made it even sweeter the second time around. — R.K. Lilley

I used to sign vouchers and sign-out sheets with 'Alexandra Dee.' — Sandra Dee

I always say that things are meant to be and everything happens for a reason, so I don't have any regrets. — Kevin Pietersen

You're a parasite for sore eyes. — Gregory Ratoff