Relationship Funny Marriage Quotes & Sayings

A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it. — Pawan Mishra

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. — Will Rogers

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage. — Laura Kightlinger

True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day. — James E. Faust

The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one. — Robert Breault

The issue of who will throw the garbage won't be so trivial when no one is throwing it away, and it starts to stink. When the plates pile up in the kitchen sink, or when the bathroom is grimy and the shampoo ran out. No, it won't be funny then. — Eeva Lancaster

You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one. — Frank Skinner

Most of a husband's life is spent in doing research on his wife. — Pawan Mishra

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky. — Cathy Ladman

Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. — Matshona Dhliwayo

A large proportion of mankind, like pigeons and partridges, on reaching maturity, having passed through a period of playfulness or promiscuity, establish what they hope and expect will be a permanent and fertile mating relationship. This we call marriage. — C.D. Darlington