Reisi Targalt Quotes & Sayings

You have to realize I grew up in a real hockey town. And there I was wearing bow ties and watching the gayest movies on the face of Earth, like 'Clueless.' — Brad Goreski

If this is philosophy it is at any rate a philosophy that is not in its right mind. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

I drank through the buzz of befuddlement into perfect clarity and out again into the blissful confusion of true intoxication. — John Mole

The rest of you ... keep banging the rocks together — Douglas Adams

Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun. — Chelsea Handler

Hot damn, Wip. We've got a stone-cold fox on our hands."
Willa flipped Ginger the bird without looking away from the full-length mirror. "This touching family sitcom moment brought to you by the letters F and U. — Tessa Bailey

I think the Romans must have aggravated one another very much, with their noses. Perhaps, they became the restless people they were, in consequence. Anyhow, Mr. Wopsle's Roman nose so aggravated me, during the recital of my misdemeanours, that I should have liked to pull it until he howled. — Charles Dickens

People don't stop being bullies when they grow up. They just dress differently to fool you. — Patti Digh