Reincarnating Golden Quotes & Sayings

You stay out here a little while, an' if you smell any roses, you come let me smell, too. — John Steinbeck

Bonnie must give him organic blow jobs. — Liane Moriarty

My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this. — Jerry Seinfeld

Why to mute fish should'st thou thyself discoverAnd not to me, thy no less silent lover? — Abraham Cowley

Lucky is the man who does not secretly believe that every possibility is open to him. — Walker Percy

Rumi, who is one of the greatest Persian poets, said that the truth was a mirror in the hands of God. It fell, and broke into pieces. Everybody took a piece of it, and they looked at it and thought they had the truth. — Mohsen Makhmalbaf

You have two options when you approach a hostile checkpoint in a war zone, and each is a gamble. The first is to stop and identify yourself as a journalist and hope that you are respected as a neutral observer. The second is to blow past the checkpoint and hope the soldiers guarding it don't open fire on you. — Lynsey Addario

I know of no country in the world that has passed a law specifically denying a woman's right to choose where she intends to give birth. — Ina May Gaskin

Why else do we have Miami, if not to give me material? — Dave Barry

If that moron had told me you had women with you, I'd have let you in a lot sooner — Dan Wells

Behavior is shaped and maintained by its consequences — B.F. Skinner