Rei Austin Quotes & Sayings

The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness. — Robert Breault

Once bitten, you seldom lose the political bug. — Edward Brooke

The only feel-good situation I could hypothetically equate it to would be lying in a kiddie pool full of cotton candy while spinning around and around with my tongue hanging out! — Piper Faust

Hello and welcome to this collection of calls put together specifically to embarrass the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Now you'll hear us tackle the very pillars of science: physics, chemistry, fluid dynamics and, of course, cream rinse. — Tom Magliozzi

Middle Age connotes fat, cancer, bad musical taste, and death. It conjures up a commuter in the sixties going to a Neil Simon play in Sansabelt pants, a knit vest, balding, belly sagging - and then there's the men. — Marilyn Suzanne Miller

He could not afford to indulge misery, to live in the past and stumble through life facing backwards. — Jonathan Renshaw

I prefer to be alive, so I'm cautious about taking risks. — Werner Herzog

The most effective strategy for successful living is really no strategy at all. It is, rather, to be real, to be honest, to be authentic, to be you. — Ralph Marston

When you are a friend, you will have a friend. — Debasish Mridha

Because I believe a lot of people share my feelings about the tragic landscape of highway strips, parking lots, housing tracts, mega-malls, junked cities, and ravaged countryside that makes up the everyday environment where most Americans live and work. A land full of places that are not worth caring about will soon be a nation and a way of life that is not worth defending. — James Howard Kunstler

A Republic Madam...if you can keep it. — Benjamin Franklin

An artist in my view is always afraid of extremists; he is always afraid of those who claim to have found the ultimate solution to any question. — Chinua Achebe

I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes. — Hunter S. Thompson