Regansanai Quotes & Sayings

Don't you love it when people in school are like, "I'm a bad test taker"? You mean, you're stupid. Oh, you struggle with that part where we find out what you know? Oh. No, no, I can totally relate. See, because I'm a brilliant painter, minus my God-awful brushstrokes. Oh, how the masterpiece is crystal up here[points to head], but once paint hits canvas, I develop Parkinson's. — Daniel Tosh

Every cabinet minister gets a mission statement from the Prime Minister. — Brian Mulroney

He doesn't think you're going to be faithful, does he? Not while he fucks his wife every weekend."
"He doesn't fuck her."
"Where did the children come from? — Marshall Thornton

You can tell how high a society is by how much of its garbage is recycled. — Dhyani Ywahoo

Bridget loved the Marly who glittered and preened, but this was the woman she remembered.
That was how the story went. That was how it really ended. — Ann Brashares

It seemed like everything he was feeling was right there in his eyes - a hint of nerves, a touch of laughter. No — Liane Moriarty

My father used to tape 'Top of the Pops' for me every Sunday, and I would sit in my bedroom, write down the lyrics of all of my favourite songs, and sing along. I was always singing in my bedroom with a hairbrush. — Bonnie Tyler