Refreshers Quotes & Sayings

Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue. — Mark Gungor

If You Think that Everyone Swindles You, You are a Selfish Person — Vineet Raj Kapoor

Life happens to everyone who takes a chance on living. — Audrey McKay

To be immortal is commonplace; except for man, all creatures are immortal, for they are ignorant of death; what is divine, terrible, incomprehensible, is to know that one is immortal. — Jorge Luis Borges

A multitude of harlequin lifeforms bobbed and twirled and played in the depths of the Atlantic. Pink cucumbers with thorny backs. Algae. Starfish. Annelids with simple brains and a hundred toes. Sponges - like yellow, swollen hands - sucked in water and pushed out oxygen. Most amusing were the mysterious buggers who had no likeness on the previous earth; tiny beasts with exotic exoskeletons engraved with deep grid-like patterns, snails with horns, and slithering plants that looked like magenta weeping willows. — Jake Vander Ark

Writing an upbeat aphorism is a temptation, but decorum forbids. — Mason Cooley

Trusting our intuition often saves us from disaster. — Anne Wilson Schaef

I am not! said the guy's girlfriend, who was wearing a very short skirt, very high heels and the kind of complicated hairstyle that looks like it needs blueprints and a construction crew. — Paul Rudnick

These are not ordinary human beings. They are criminals. As a matter of fact, they are criminals, both by nature and by training. By nature, because they are not decent. They are criminals. — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf