Reduce File Size Quotes & Sayings

My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High ... the only problem was, my English teacher was a guy ... I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers. — Eminem

Stop, breathe, look around
and embrace the miracle of each day,
the miracle of life. — Jeffrey A. White

I go through my day remembering things like telephone cords. — Bruce Eric Kaplan

Jayne, do NOT wiz on the werewolves. — Elle Casey

Children need your LOVE especially when they don't deserve it — Ikechukwu Joseph

When you're playing Shakespeare, it forces you to think and feel and speak all at the same time, which really is what acting is. It expands your imagination and expands your size of thinking. — Andre Holland

I'm done losing weight, I feel great, and I love looking like a woman. I love being curvy and having boobs and hips. It's hot. I don't ever want to be size zero. — Sara Rue

Pervert is a verb, and we do it all the time. To pervert is to degrade, to cut down to size - and we do it to people in our minds. We devalue them. We reduce them to the limit of our appetites, of our sense of what might prove useful to us, of our sense of what strikes us as appropriate. ...we often only file them away - these living and breathing human beings - into separate files of crazy-making issues - talk. When we think of a person primarily as a problem ... we're reducing them to the tiny sphere of our stunted attention span. This is how perversion works. Perversion is a failure of the imagination, a failure to pay adequate attention. — David Dark

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. — Mark Gungor