Redneck Jokes Quotes & Sayings

Go and have another look at the roses. And you will understand that yours is indeed unique in all the world. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Knowing someone's mind is insight;
knowing someone's heart is discernment;
knowing someone's soul is understanding. — Matshona Dhliwayo

The course of a life can be changed with some well timed, lovingly asked, honestly answered questions. — Lesley Sears

Late this evening I looked at the sky and saw the stars. I felt as if it was the first time I had ever looked at them.
I was stunned.
The stars made an extraordinary impression on me — Andrei Tarkovsky

Blast your soul, you hussy!" he exclaimed in exasperation. — Robert E. Howard

Tom leaned in and spoke in a low, confidential voice, "Sir. You have a little something ... " He lifted his forefinger surreptitiously to his own upper lip.
Harrison brought his hand to his mustache to brush something off it, his eyes questioning. "What is it?"
"Carpet remnant?" Tom suggested. — Jez Morrow

That's what he learned from his life so far: always aim smaller. — Gillian Flynn

I had retail businesses. They were beauty businesses, skin care and all that. I got into that as a fluke. I was going to open up a gym. I just had a Men's Fitness cover come out that was the third bestselling of Men's Fitness covers. — Drew Waters

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. — Ambrose Bierce

Thou shalt not offend against the notions of thy neighbor. — James Branch Cabell

It's just what they are - they're jokes ... most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks ... I can't determine what offends another person. — Paula Deen

I was not elected to produce a pile of vetoes. — William J. Clinton

Our country is big, let us be big. — George Saunders

A warrior cannot lower his head - otherwise he loses sight of the horizon of his dreams. — Paulo Coelho

People have their reasons for the damnedest things in my experience. — Nora Roberts