Redneck Christmas Quotes & Sayings

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by. — Jeff Foxworthy

When I was writing 'Kitchen Confidential,' I was in my 40s, I had never paid rent on time, I was 10 years behind on my taxes, I had never owned my own furniture or a car. — Anthony Bourdain

We change people through conversation, not through censorship. — Jay-Z

Large-scale public projects require the agreement of large numbers of people. — Thom Mayne

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet. — Jeff Foxworthy

How do you get all those coins? asked Mort.
IN PAIRS. — Terry Pratchett

Stressing the God-centered life can lead to an otherworldly withdrawal from everyday earthly life. — Leland Ryken

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. — Jeff Foxworthy

We commonly say that the rich man can speak the truth, can afford honesty, can afford independence of opinion and action;
and that is the theory of nobility. But it is the rich man in a true sense, that is to say, not the man of large income and large expenditure, but solely the man whose outlay is less than his income and is steadily kept so. — Ralph Waldo Emerson