Recovering From Injury Running Quotes & Sayings

Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,' Shaunee said ... — P.C. Cast

The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does. — Phil Abraham

It is possible for us to mount into a state in which a doubt or a fear shall be but as a bird of passage flitting across the soul, but never lingering there. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Mastered by deadly passions, Rigaud has dug a gulf at your feet; he has laid snares which you could not avoid. He wished to have you as partisans in his revolt; and to succeed in his object, he has employed falsehood and seduction. — Toussaint Louverture

I think comedians get too much credit or too much criticism for the style of comedy they do, and they generally do the style of comedy that works for them. There's no kind of shrewd calculation going into the type of standup we all do. It's like David Cross is supposed to be doing the David Cross' type of standup. — Jim Gaffigan

Africa is on the rise. — Bill Gates

The devil made me do it.
And by devil, I mean my uterus. — Cora Carmack