Reconfiguring Bathroom Quotes & Sayings

Man is mortal and, as has rightly been said, unexpectedly mortal. — Mikhail Bulgakov

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. — Woody Allen

There is no medicine to cure hatred. — Publilius Syrus

The ultimate luxury is to reread: to revisit a book to see how time has treated it, how memory has distorted it, or how my own passing years have cast a new light on it. — Michael Upchurch

I believe any time that both parties are talking, it's a good thing. — Kevin McCarthy

In our Nation, approximately 22.5 million children ride school buses to and from school each day, which accounts for 54 percent of all students attending grade school. — Kenny Marchant

Fuck you, diet," said Stuart. "The diet schmeer is the end of civilisation as we know it. — David Pratt