Recomposed Winter Quotes & Sayings

Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. You know, it's as if these people don't hate us enough already. I mean, they live in mud huts, they have thatch roofs, their clothes are made of straw. We pull up in a bunch of Humvees and SUVs going, 'Hey, you want to cut the smoke out of here?' — Jay Leno

Thank God she doesn't have to be confirmed by the Senate.
(on the birth of his granddaughter) — Herbert Hoover

Do you have no sense of decency?
He pauses, seems to think about this, then turns and walks out the door. — Carolyn Crane

Most of the time, the things that really change the world exist for something fundamentally selfish and then the world-changing ends up being a side-effect of that. — Andrew Mason

Theory attracts practice as the magnet attracts iron. — Carl Friedrich Gauss

I am shocked and slightly perturbed by his exuberance and quick wit. Knock Knock Channel 4 — Scott Capurro

I feel like math and writing are the same thing. You're putting together a lot of complex things to satisfy different requirements. It's got to be aesthetically pleasing; it's got to have subtext; it's got to convey information. — Shane Carruth

No character is ultimately tested until it has suffered. — Harry Emerson Fosdick