Recitando Los Ni Os Quotes & Sayings

Like the dung beetle, I had my comfortable burrow and my ball of sustenance, and like the dung beetle I was happy. — Donald O'Donovan

Blessed is he who devotes his life to great and noble ends, and who forms his well-considered plans with deliberate wisdom. — Saint Augustine

Who killed Chivalry? They need to get their sentencing Meanwhile we arguing and I can't get a sentence in — Drake

I was like one of the boys in school who flap their legs frantically under the desk. I always had this weird feeling between my legs and I had no idea what it was. I didn't know girls masturbated. I never touched myself or anything ... — Patti Smith

In my final year of attending a Christian sports camp in rural Missouri, the year before I started high school, they began to offer an elective Bible study group for young Christians who wanted a chance to read in the afternoons instead of learn to water-ski. — Mallory Ortberg

Yet perhaps no sacrifice is wholly useless which proves there are men who prefer honour to life. — James G. Frazer

With all that in mind, I left the banana, and got into my sixty-nine Camaro with a pocket full of cash, and a painful cock and balls. — Tabatha Vargo

God makes us as broken bread and poured-out wine to please Him. Beware of competing calls once the call of God grips you. — Oswald Chambers

What's to come is still unsure: In delay there lies no plenty; Then come kiss me, sweet and twenty, Youth's a stuff will not endure. — William Shakespeare

I can remember the first face-lift show that came on. I rang up everyone - are you watching? I'm watching. — Jennifer Saunders