Realites Tn Quotes & Sayings

I have a file of four million jokes ... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it. — Milton Berle

Happy! who can answer for that? Happiness or unhappiness is the secret known but to oneself ... — Alexandre Dumas

If a model is going to make some shoes, she's going to make them comfortable. — Karen Elson

I want to kill the president because I no like the capitalists. I have the gun in my hand, I kill kings and presidents first and next all capitalists. — Giuseppe Zangara

When happiness makes a guest appearance in one's life,it's important to make the most of it.It may not stay around for long and when it has gone wouldn't it be terrible to think that all the time one could have been happy was wasted worrying when the happiness would be taken away. — Marian Keyes

Would you like a little Sheesh with that Whine? — Paul Johnson

The greatest foe to art is luxury, art cannot live in its atmosphere. — William Morris

A good video can make all the difference — Brian May

There is no death! Death is very much like sunset. It is only an appearance. For, when the sun sets here, it rises elsewhere. In reality, the sun never sets. Likewise, death is only an illusion, an appearance. For, what is death here is birth elsewhere. For life is endless. — Dada Vaswani

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind? — David Letterman