Real Funny Ghetto Quotes & Sayings

My poor vision gives me a soft-focus morning. For the first half hour, I kind of wander through my house, and everything is a blur. I put my contacts in when I'm ready to deal with the world. — Carrie Ann Inaba

She had a very traditional Catholic upbringing and that didn't deter her. On the contrary it strengthened her determination to be true to herself, to follow her heart, even though it meant enduring a lot of self-sacrifice." Intrigued — Diane Ackerman

Huh" Wayne said thoughtfully "Tea's poisoned."
With that, he toppled to the ground. — Brandon Sanderson

It's a box!" "It could be treasure, do you think?" "It's growing legs, by the Seven Moons of Nasreem!" "Five moons - " "Where'd it go? Where'd it go?" "Never mind about that, it's not important. Let's get this straight, according to the legend it was five moons - " In Klatch they take their mythology seriously. It's only real life they don't believe. — Terry Pratchett

One of the things Mr. Kennedy taught me was that in laying out a new project, you shouldn't try to cope with every little problem. — Sargent Shriver

External pressure seems to produce internal unity. — Kenneth Waltz

Only a fool blames the dealer — Erika Johansen

I will fix America's obesity problems by taking all motorized transport away from fat people. In turn, I will build an infrastructure of Fat Tunnels, where all the fat people can walk. This will create jobs and subsequent weight loss. — Olivia Munn

We do 32 episodes a season and will have shot 267 episodes by the end of the ninth season ... It's impossible to sell that many episodes in the foreign market. — Aaron Spelling