Ready To Leave Work Funny Quotes & Sayings

People aren't crazy, they're just reacting normally to an abnormally crazy world. — J.S.B. Morse

I always say believe for a bunch, and even if you only get half of it you are better off than believing for a little and getting all of it. — Joyce Meyer

Keep a cool head and a warm heart. — Mike Love

Nineties hip-hop was a big influence for me; it still is. I love '90s everything. And it's when I was born, too. I'm a '90s kid for sure. — Tori Kelly

I have little hesitation in saying that as a result a sickly pall now hangs over the big bang theory. As I have mentioned earlier, when a pattern of facts becomes set against a theory, experience shows that it rarely recovers. — Fred Hoyle

My father died and left me his blessing and his business. His blessing brought no money into my pocket, and as to his business, it soon deserted me, for I was busy writing poetry, and could not attend to law, and my clients, though they had great respect for my talents, had no faith in a poetical attorney. — Washington Irving

My method is basically the same as Masters and Johnson, only they charge thousands of dollars and it's called therapy. I charge fifty dollars and it's called prostitution. — Xaviera Hollander

Kids are so shrewd. — Maurice Sendak

Faith to me is a form of self-expression, like a work of art, a manifestation of freedom, not a tool for mindless conformity. — Sahar El-Nadi

Spreading the word on a zero budget is difficult. You find yourself spending all night on Twitter following people; using Facebook to leave messages on various club walls; commenting on YouTube clips and blog posts; giving interviews online and taking photos of bottles to send to websites in the hope that they feature you — Andrew Nicholson

Is there a difference? Yes. We are in harmony with nature, but never at peace. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a very good sense of tone, and it's possible to talk about very personal things and maintain a level of dignity and even privacy - to go to the place, to talk about it, but not get icky. — Jane Pauley

I got to take my kids to the London eye with no one looking at me like I was Johnny Depp. They did look at me like I was some kind of sicko walking around with beautiful kids, but I had a perfect disguise. — Johnny Depp

Man is just a memory. You understand things around you by the help of the knowledge that was put in you. You perhaps need the artist to explain his modern art, but you don't need anybody's help to understand a flower. You can deal with anything, you can do anything if you do not waste your energy trying to achieve imaginary goals. — U.G. Krishnamurti

My job was to produce plutonium that was used for atomic bomb. — Mordechai Vanunu