Raunchy Letter Board Quotes & Sayings

My interest generally is the hidden Americans; the ones who live far away from the headlines. — John Updike

As you warm the climate, you basically raise the speed limit on hurricanes — Kerry Emanuel

Lately in a wreck of a Californian ship, one of the passengers fastened a belt about him with two hundred pounds of gold in it, with which he was found afterwards at the bottom. Now, as he was sinking- had he the gold? or the gold him? — John Ruskin

Were there no fooles, badd ware would not passe. — George Herbert

The divine Ground of all existence is a spiritual Absolute, ineffable in terms of discursive thought, but (in certain circumstances) susceptible of being directly experienced and realized by the human being. This Absolute is the God-without-form of Hindu and Christian mystical phraseology. The last end of man, the ultimate reason for human existence, is unitive knowledge of the divine Ground - the knowledge that can come only to those who are prepared to "Die to self" and so make room, as it were, for God. — Aldous Huxley

A good time to be thinking about all that, given that we're just about to tear a new hole in the ass of Iraq. — Aleksandar Hemon

The materials in I Enoch range in date from 200 B.C.E. to 50 C.E. I Enoch contributes much to intertestamental views of angels, heaven, judgment, resurrection, and the Messiah. This book has left its stamp upon many of the NT writers, especially the author of Revelation. — Craig A. Evans

Being a parent is a gift, one which most men unselfishly allow women to keep all to themselves. — Jarod Kintz

She'd felt like being nice cost her something, even if it was just feeling a little bit lesser, every time she smiled without meaning to. — Sarah Rees Brennan

The future begins today. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

Leave people alone when they tell you to leave them alone.
If they mean it, they need it. — Michael Ventura

That's because our parents pick out our shoes," said Patricia. "Just wait until we're grown up. Our shoes will be insane. — Charlie Jane Anders

Tiger Woods is like a piece of fine art that belongs in the Louvre, and so, too, is Scott Medlock's painting of Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia ... a true masterpiece! — Al Michaels

I am sorry," I whispered. "I am sorry for all of the ways that I failed you. I am sorry that I was not there to save you, or to die alongside you. I am sorry that I have kept you with me for so long, trapped in my heart, bound in sorrow and remorse. I forgive you too. I forgive you for leaving me, and I forgive you for returning. I forgive you your anger, and your grief. Let this be an end to it. — John Connolly