Rashkin Report Quotes & Sayings

It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. — Laurie Halse Anderson

With Albright at the helm of the State Department, Osama bin Laden ran wild throughout the Middle East, the North Koreans began feverishly building nukes under her nose, and we staged a pre-emptive attack solely for purposes of regime change based on false information presented to the American people by Albright about a world leader who was not an imminent threat to the United States. Slobodan Milosevic wasn't even a latent, long-term, hypothetical threat. — Ann Coulter

There's a natural set of constraints with mobile phones that force you to be a better photographer by acknowledging and observing the world around you. — Kevin Systrom

Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny. — Gilbert Gottfried

Monsieur Flaubert is not a writer. [1857] — Le Figaro

It's a safe bet that someone who tells you you need to calm down has never actually seen you when you needed to calm down. — Robert Breault

To cherish someone means to have the resolve to hurt then — Wataru Watari

I must confess it was very unexpected and I am very startled at my metamorphosis into a chemist. — Ernest Rutherford

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more. — Steve Albini

People do not take actions based on logic. We make choices based on emotion. Every one of us. Then we use what we call logic to justify our choices. — Kameron Hurley

I think the reason I love 'Antiques Roadshow' is that it is sort of like the lottery. There's the chance a regular Joe could walk in with anything and come out close to a millionaire. There's the thrill of the find. — Lara Spencer

In the Land of Truth, my friend, the man with one fact is King. — David Rasche

I always end up working with people that do a really good job, so I'm the only one that I'm worried about disappointing me, not the musicians ever. — Neko Case

I think people ought to be called what they want to be called. — Janet Kagan