Rashaunda Muldrow Quotes & Sayings

The earlier, the more fun. Why put it off? It's the atomic age! — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience. — Kristen Schaal

I didn't come to Hollywood to be subservient to anyone else's vision. — Nic Pizzolatto

A picture is an artificial work, outside nature. It calls for as much cunning as the commission of a crime. — Edgar Degas

Making it in poetry
The young teller
at the credit union
asked why so many
small checks
from universities?
Because I write
poems I said. Why
haven't I heard
of you? Because
I write poems
I said. — Bob Hicok

How predictable; As if appearance is all that matters for people who can't see with anything other than their eyes. — Donna Lynn Hope

A person who's willing to meet you halfway is usually, conveniently, a poor judge of distance. — Jill Shalvis