Rangers Hockey Quotes & Sayings

I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were playing and priorities were priorities. — Janet Evanovich

If you do not like the past, change it. — William Burton

Screw the Rangers, and screw the Devils; I work for the Islanders now, and I could care less about them! — Mike Milbury

In February 1999, my wife, who is also a Rangers fan, gave birth to our first child. We named her Destiny and made sure that she was baptized in a Rangers jersey. At her baptism, my wife, myself, and my stepdaughter all wore our Rangers jerseys. Years later, as Destiny learned about hockey, she came to me and said, 'Daddy, I like the Penguins. They're cool!' I immediately called my lawyer friend, wanting to sue the doctor who delivered her. God does have a sense of humor." James Valenzano, Maricopa, Arizona Rangers fan since 1970 — Adam Raider

Christ is the meat, the bread, the food of our souls. Nothing is in him of a higher spiritual nourishment than his love, which we should always desire. — John Owen

It's always good to have the building filled - even if it's with low-IQ Rangers fans. — Mike Milbury

Anyone who has seen the auto factories in Detroit and the oil fields in Texas knows that Japan lacks the national power for a naval race with America. — Isoroku Yamamoto

A wise son makes a glad father, But a foolish son is the grief of his mother. — Solomon

Don't tell me it's raining when you're peeing on me! — Mason Cooley