Randy Gut Quotes & Sayings

As if our happiness, our good fortune, might rub off, contestants ask us for a light: they brush up against us in the halls, pull strands of hair off our clothing. Whenever we leave our bed, our room
not often
two or three are sure to be lurking just outside our door. — Kelly Link

I seek for myself the immunity of the diplomatic pouch. — Wayne Koestenbaum

We freeze up because we expect a certain result or because we want things to be perfect. — Bernie Glassman

People talk about Japanese kids as being inward-looking. But my experience is that if you offer them an opportunity, they'll take it. — John Roos

Forgiveness is the flower of love and kindness; it only grows in the bravest heart. — Debasish Mridha

People are just preprogrammed to want what they don't have. It's like it's a universal law. — Autumn Doughton

None of this is important in itself, but I feel somewhere that it has a lot to do with why I have always felt separate, why I have always felt unable to join in, to let go, to become part of the tribe, why I have always sniped or joked from the sidelines, why I have never, ever, lost my overwhelmingly self-conscious self-consciousness. — Stephen Fry

I envy everyone secretly,
I secretly love everything. — Osip Mandelstam

If you stick with a vision, it might not all work, but some of it will be absolute genius. To me, 15 minutes worth of absolute genius in a film is so much better than two hours of mediocrity. I would rather pay to see something different like that. — Kim Cattrall

Emasculation does seem to be a theme in the roles that I choose. — Patrick Wilson

Guilt sears instantly through my brain, but I don't stop walking away. — Donna Cooner

My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon. — Frank Carson

An uniformity of weights and measures, arranged upon mathematical principles, would be a benefit to the whole commercial world, if it were wise enough to adopt such an expedient. — Jean-Baptiste Say

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil. — Andy Borowitz