Randomizer Wheel Quotes & Sayings

I made my way to the control room, where I had the most mind-numbing communication that I've ever experienced with a man. And no, I am not a chauvinist. But if you're a woman, you must realize by now your propensity toward largely complex and seemingly illogical thought processes, making you capable of inflicting unusually cruel amounts of distress upon the relatively simple mind of a man. Personally, I'd take that as a compliment. — Mixerman

In order to be Miss Anybody you had to have excellent grades, and I had terrible grades because of my dyslexia. — Fannie Flagg

I don't want to become this lazy person, a guy who thinks in terms of New Year's resolutions. I really do want to see a change in myself in certain ways, but I want to figure out exactly what they are and not have it be like a diet that I'm trying. — Blake Mills

If you don't step across the threshold of what you already know into the world of challenges, you never truly measure yourself. — Mariel Hemingway

Discreet women have neither eyes nor eares.
[Discreet women have neither eyes nor ears.] — George Herbert

My grandfather said white people can't exist without speaking. He said they're all just imitations of each other, so it's like they have to speak to distinguish themselves. — Jessica Anthony

[When asked if her husband was still living:] It's a matter of opinion. — Hermione Gingold

I guess the all and all answer in life is what Facades you want to believe in the most. — Stanley Victor Paskavich