Randomized Control Quotes & Sayings

Beware of biting jests; the more truth they carry with them, the greater wounds they give, the greater smarts they cause, and the greater scars they leave behind them. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

Honorable Senators: My sincerest thanks I offer you. Conserve the firm foundations of our institutions. Do your work with the spirit of a soldier in the public service. Be loyal to the Commonwealth and to yourselves and be brief; above all be brief. — Calvin Coolidge

I get my sticks and go out to the shed, and I pound on that drum like it was my boss's head. — Todd Rundgren

You know that movie 'Dumb and Dumber'? If there's an addition of a third member, I'd get the part of 'Dumbest'. — Martin Reed

The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers. — Lewis Thomas

It is in vain that he seeks dominion abroad, who is not kingly at home. — Christian Nestell Bovee

I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York I'm recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris it's not as commonplace to be recognized. — Marc Jacobs

I am certain that movement never lies. There is only one law of posture I have been able to discover - the perpendicular line connecting heaven and earth. — Martha Graham

Someone stabbed a dead body for reasons only the insane can fathom. My mother has found me. — Susan Ee

I naturally wanted to be saved, so when I came home I told my mom I wanted to be confirmed. That's the way I related to it, being raised an Episcopalian. I went to Dallas and got confirmed. — T Bone Burnett

It's great to want to be part of something, but it's a different thing completely to believe wholly in some type of movement, and to give everything for that something. — Brandon Boyd

The whole of religion has been one uniform curse to the human race ... — Richard Carlile

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. — David Sedaris