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There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. — Darynda Jones

Film people are coming into TV, because they can't get any work. — Delta Burke

So far the changes in the president in his second term have been mainly of a rhetorical nature. — Brent Scowcroft

lmost everything looked more beautiful from a distance, the earth becoming more perfect as one ascended and came closer to seeing the world from God's eyes, man's hovels and palaces disappearing, the peaks and valleys of geography fading to become strokes of a paintbrush on a divine sphere. — Viet Thanh Nguyen

By his own efforts man could never gain the true and desired riches. — Joseph Franklin Rutherford

Everything I Write is True, But So What? — Edouard Leve

Yeah, I should probably eat more vegetables, too," I said, "but let's face it. That isn't going to happen. So what's up? — Jim Butcher

You're having a hard time and lately you don't feel so good; You're getting a bad reputation in your neighborhood. It's alright, it's alright; Sometimes that's what it takes. You're only human, you're allowed to make your share of mistakes. — Billy Joel

The aim of a nuclear-transplant experiment is to insert the nucleus of a specialized cell into an unfertilized egg whose nucleus has been removed. — John Gurdon

Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a nice digital clock, and she never saw an apparition again. — Jason Hawes

That happens in life sometimes, doesn't it? Something terrible happens and you think it's the worst thing ever and then it turns out to be the best. — Sarah Morgan