Random Funny Birthday Quotes & Sayings

A [national] flag has no real significance for peaceful uses. — H.G.Wells

When I was a new mom, I used to think that life was going to be balanced, and I strived for that. But life is crazy! — Brooke Burke

Everyone should walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. I did it three days in a row because it was one of the most exhilarating experiences I've ever had. The view is breathtaking. — Seann William Scott

Any film you make is a crap shoot. — Robert Englund

Judge of a jest when you have done laughing. — Robert Lloyd

Jess's grandmother had often said that the key to a happy life was a short memory. — Jojo Moyes

You can always land on your feet if you know where the ground is. — George Cukor

I suppose you know where this country would be, where the world would be, if everyone who got depressed by the papers stopped reading them. — Sue Kaufman

Almost half of the Turkish population believes it is not legitimate to criticize the government. Interestingly, this correlates with the number of supporters of Erdogan's government. — Elif Safak