Random Funniest Quotes & Sayings

Before long, I'll have my own channel - I'll be like Barney. — David Hasselhoff

You can go to the Devil and not at your leisure. You can go now, for all I care.'
'My pet, I've been to the Devil and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, not even for you. — Margaret Mitchell

You're always going to be mad about a bad play. — Colin Kaepernick

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them. — Gilbert Gottfried

There are times when you don't belong and you think you're going to kill yourself. Once I went to a hotel. Later that night I made a plan. The plan was I would leave my family when my second child was born. And that's what I did. I got up one morning, made breakfast, went to the bus stop, got on a bus. I'd left a note. I got a job in a library in Canada. It would be wonderful to say you regretted it. It would be easy. But what does it mean? What does it mean to regret when you have no choice? It's what you can bear. There it is. No-one's going to forgive me. It was death. I chose life. -Laura Brown- — Michael Cunningham

When you got nothing, you got nothin' to lose You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal. — Bob Dylan

I'm a cat. You're a shiny object. — Tiffany Reisz