Ralph Mortensen Quotes & Sayings

What do blokes do to prepare for weddings? I rack my brain, thinking about grooms in commercials. Tuxedos are out. I could get her a garter ...
Wait. Rings! Brilliant. And, where will we go afterward? We'll need a honeymoon suite somewhere. Look at me, already a pro at this husband business. — Wendy Higgins

A life without books is a thirsty life, and one without poetry is ... like a life without pictures. — Stephen King

Because I can't save anybody; not as a doctor, not as a son. And because I can't save anybody, I can't save myself. — Chuck Palahniuk

I cannot be helping it if I sometimes is saying things a little squiggly. I — Roald Dahl

He wasn't just leaving the valley, he was leaving with his brother. And his brother-in-law. And a card shark, a casino mogul and a gangster. And his boyfriend and his madman fresh from the attic. — Heidi Cullinan

I want to create the airplane that flies in the rarified atmosphere of Mars. This is what galvanizes a generation to want to become scientists and engineers in the first place, not we need a scientist to develop a plane that's 20 percent more fuel-efficient than the one your parents flew. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

One of the secrets of life is to keep our intellectual curiosity acute. — William Lyon Phelps

You never have a guarantee of tomorrow. Everyone's thread is held taut, just waiting for that last scissor cut to sever at any given moment. Live your life in the way you should live it, and look at your troubles as tests of faith. They build your character, like gold being tried by the fire; getting rid of all its faults. — Jennifer Megan Varnadore

Taking Big Bird away from our five year olds, lunch money away from our ten year olds, job training programs away from our fifteen year olds, and college loans away from our twenty year olds is a disgrace. — John Murray

If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos. — Simon Jordan

They say that parenting is like dancing. You take one step, your child takes another. — Michael Jackson