Rackover Scotto Quotes & Sayings

One thing I don't like is when you disrespect the law. — Barack Obama

I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those drunk chicks who killed that one dude because he wouldn't have sex with them.' His professors must be so proud. I asked him if he knew what maenads were, and instead of correctly answering that it was just another name for Bacchants, he bizarrely thought I was referring to my own testicles - as in, "'Ere now, mate, don't swing that bat around me nads.'" The conversation deteriorated quickly after that. — Kevin Hearne

Most people surrendered fairy tale hopes in exchange for cookie cutter lives — Roy L. Pickering Jr.

A man's library is a sort of harem. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I texted Jason exactly two weeks after we'd met. Hi — Sarah Louise Smith

We live in an age of mediocrity. — Lauren Bacall

I come to a world of iron to make a world of gold. — Cervantes

As a Senator I am opposed to duelling. As Ben. Wade, I recognize the code. — Benjamin F. Wade

Love heals all wounds and not just time alone. — Jeff Buckley

How could I get up there and say, 'People, we've got to do better,' when I was the poster child for everything that was wrong? I've always believed leaders don't ask others to do what they're unwilling to do. — Mike Huckabee

Other-cheekism is not only a way of purifying the soul, it is also part of every weak person's survival kit. — Quentin Crisp

I'm aggressive, quite frankly, because Staten Island gets screwed all the time. And if I'm not aggressive, then I won't be successful. That's not being a bad boy. That's doing my job. — Michael Grimm

I'm a little like Marco Polo, going around and mixing cultures. — Gianni Versace