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Racist Jokes Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk

I learned all those jokes in second grade. Second grade is really where they tell you those horrific jokes, racist jokes and misogynistic jokes that you have no idea what they mean, and you just memorize them because they have a very strong effect, they make people laugh in this kind of nervous, horrible way, and it's only later that you realize that you've got a head full of crap. — Chuck Palahniuk

Racist Jokes Quotes By Alan Wilson

There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes. — Alan Wilson

Racist Jokes Quotes By Maya Angelou

I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. — Maya Angelou

Racist Jokes Quotes By Gabby Douglas

I was just, you know, kind of getting racist jokes, kind of being isolated from the group. So it was definitely hard. I would come home at night and just cry my eyes out, — Gabby Douglas

Racist Jokes Quotes By Simon Stephens

You want to know the truth about the poor in this country? They're not cool. They're not soulful. They're not honest. They're not the salt of the fucking earth. They're thick. They're myopic. They're violent. They're drunk most of the time. They like shit music. They wear shit clothes. They tell shit jokes. They're racist, most of them, and homophobic, the lot of them. They have tiny parameters of possibility and a minuscule spirit of enquiry or investigation. They would be better off staying in their little holes and fucking each other. And killing each other. — Simon Stephens

Racist Jokes Quotes By Robert Jensen

Jokes are funny only in context. There is no such thing as abstract clever word play. Words have meaning in the world in which we live, not in the abstract. Take away the politics, and there is no joke. The joke wouldn't make any sense. if the joke is funny, it's funny precisely because it's racist and sexist. — Robert Jensen

Racist Jokes Quotes By Ricky Gervais

Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny. — Ricky Gervais

Racist Jokes Quotes By Thisuri Wanniarachchi

We are young, we have too much to lose. — Thisuri Wanniarachchi

Racist Jokes Quotes By Trey Parker

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart. — Trey Parker

Racist Jokes Quotes By Daniel Tosh

I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit. — Daniel Tosh

Racist Jokes Quotes By Cindy Anstey

I will grab your other arm, you will close your eyes, and up you will come. Back on terra firma."

"This is terra firma. " Juliana pointed with her nose to the rugged cliff wall.

"Yes, but I doubt very much that you want to stay there."

"I like the idea of dangling in the air so much less. — Cindy Anstey

Racist Jokes Quotes By Anne Tyler

I love to think about chance - about how one little overheard word, one pebble in a shoe, can change the universe. — Anne Tyler

Racist Jokes Quotes By John Waters

To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct. — John Waters

Racist Jokes Quotes By Daniel Tosh

I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them. — Daniel Tosh

Racist Jokes Quotes By Frank Carson

Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish. — Frank Carson

Racist Jokes Quotes By Sarah Silverman

To all you sensitive sallys out there who spend your time scribing angry letters, I have great news: Scientific models show that in the not-too-distant future, all the races will become so completely interbred that humanity will have a monolithic caramelish color and common facial features. There won't be blonds or hairy Jews anymore.Words like "Chink" will cease to have meaning. They will be relics, along with those who use them for comedy. Which is exactly why I am past that meta-racist shit and onto poop and pee. Onward and downward! — Sarah Silverman

Racist Jokes Quotes By John Owen

We need to attend diligently to the state of our soul, and to deal fervently and effectively with God about it. — John Owen

Racist Jokes Quotes By Lucy Maud Montgomery

A few italics really do relieve your feelings. — Lucy Maud Montgomery

Racist Jokes Quotes By Simon Pegg

In the most basic terms it was about how when we experience art without critical awareness we consent to the ideas being promoted, either intentionally or unintentionally, by the filmmaker. For instance, if you watch a racist comedian and laugh at his jokes, you are consenting to the prejudices inherent within them. Similarly, if you watch a movie which perpetuates conventional ideas about race, gender, etc., you are consenting to them and not affecting change in any way. — Simon Pegg

Racist Jokes Quotes By Billy Bob Thornton

The only times you'll see me in terms of the movie business is when I have to go to the premieres of my own movies. I don't go to see ones that aren't mine because I don't even like going to mine. — Billy Bob Thornton

Racist Jokes Quotes By Kumail Nanjiani

When generally people make race-based jokes to me - even if they're not technically racist, they're sort of based on me being Pakistani or whatever - on Twitter, you know, I block a lot of people who say something weird about my name or something. It does bug me generally, but it is all about context. — Kumail Nanjiani

Racist Jokes Quotes By Gerry Spence

I am not as concerned about choosing the right words as I am in letting the words flow naturally. — Gerry Spence

Racist Jokes Quotes By Edward Abbey

It is the difference between men and women, not the sameness, that creates the tension and the delight. — Edward Abbey

Racist Jokes Quotes By Robyn Young

Robert rode beneath the banner of Carrick, the dragon shield on his left arm. He wore it proudly now in common cause; this symbol of Arthur, the warrior king. As he caught sight of Humphrey, the knight raised his fist in a defiant gesture that Robert returned. Today, God willing, they would finish this campaign. He wanted to return home blooded, to be able to tell his grandfather that he too had won his spurs in the king's war. Nerves and anticipation battled within him, his breaths coming hard and fast in the tight encasement of his helm. — Robyn Young

Racist Jokes Quotes By James Cagney

You dirty rat... — James Cagney

Racist Jokes Quotes By Louisa May Alcott

Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents. — Louisa May Alcott