Rachel Zoe Funny Quotes & Sayings

Because that's really something I can't stand - when people refer to themselves as crazy. The truly crazy are labeled so on the grounds that they see nothing wrong with their behavior. They forge ahead, lighting fires in public buildings and defecating in frying pans without the slightest notion that they are out of step with the rest of society. That, to me, is crazy. — David Sedaris

When I ask, "What are you afraid of?" I'm asking, "What is it that immobilizes you? What is stealing your joy and destroying your hope? What is robbing you of sleep, night after night? What keeps you from living by faith and being a risk taker? What keeps you from giving your life wholly to a loving God who wants nothing but the best for you? — David Jeremiah

Americans aren't good at accents, but the English are because their accents change. You go five or six blocks and the accent is different, so they are used to hearing different pitches. In America, you gotta travel maybe 10 states before you can really hear a difference. — Nick Nolte

What is cowardice in the young is wisdom in the old, but all the same one can be ashamed of wisdom. — Graham Greene

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. — Douglas Adams

The intensity of mattering, while ideologically constructed, is nevertheless always beyond
ideological challenge because it is called into existence affectively. — Linda Kintz

Each instant was different and new and unrepeatable. That was the very nature of time, ceaselessly realizing itself, in every life. — Cesar Aira

I would not consider myself to be a quote unquote real New York rapper. I don't even like New York rappers. — ASAP Rocky

Digital fit" should be first defined as "mind fit," and then following with attitude fit and behavior fit. — Pearl Zhu

Have your cake and eat it ... there's no other reason to have a cake — Derren Brown