Racey Quotes & Sayings

She hadn't planned on getting laid tonight but then she hadn't planned on missing her home and her friends and being thnis down and, frankly, this bored on her special day. She was so relieved to see a guy her own age it was worth a thank-you-for-walking-into-this-bar-fuck alone. — Amy Andrews

Besides making change in the collection plate every Sunday, Mr. Avery sat on the porch every night until nine o'clock and sneezed. — Harper Lee

Every language belongs to a specific place. It can migrate, it can spread. But usually it's tied to a geographical territory, a country. Italian — Jhumpa Lahiri

You think you can fuck your way out of this one, Marcus? — Amy Andrews

Many, affecting wit beyond their power, Have got to be a dear fool for an hour. — George Herbert

How deeply one felt when alone. — William Steig

I mean, I think it would humanize Hillary [Clinton] incredibly to detail how she was involved in the family charitable organization. — Rush Limbaugh

You own the skies and still, you want my heart ... — Unknown

There are only two colors to paint a boat, black or white, and only a fool would paint a boat black. — Nathanael Greene Herreshoff

Well? Get your suff. You're already late for the appointment or you want we should hug as well?"

Marcus snorted appreciating his brother's attempts to lighten the situation. "Not even if you suddenly morphed into Miss World. — Amy Andrews

Juanita barely registered the cool fur of moss at her back before his hands had claimed her hips again and his lips were going in for the kill. And not her neck this time. He went straight for a nipple, his hot mouth closing over the taught, cold peak, pressing her into the rock with the force of his passion. — Amy Andrews

Considering I know what you look like naked and what you sound like when you come and what you taste like, I actually know very little about you. — Amy Andrews

Birthday sex is my speciality. — Amy Andrews

What kind of place do I hang out in?"

"The kind of place where they boot scoot and line dance."

"You think I'm a cowboy?"

"Actually...I was going for bullrider."

"Well I do enjoy a long, hard ride so sure...lets go with that. — Amy Andrews